Observe and Report/ (Newly Released dvd)

Observe and Report

"Notable Actors"

1. Seth Rogen- Knocked Up, Superbad
2. Anna Faris- Scary movie 1-4, The House Bunny
3. Ray Liotta- Wild hogs, Wise Guys

Genre

• Comedy

Observe and Report. Observe and Report huh? Well I have a better title . Watch and die. Or how about Deliver and Disappoint. Even better but not related to title; unfunny movie with Seth Rogen and Anna Faris so we think its funny and spend money on it but its actually not funny at all. That deffinitely would have been a more fitting title and at least I would have known what to expect instead of getting ready to be laughing out loud for over an hour which surely didn't happen. Okay so maybe this film isn't for everyone. But I don't consider myself everyone at all and think I have a broad taste. Needless to say I was disapointed.
The movie is pretty crude, has a silly plot and only one lovable character , but even he didn't make the movie worth finishing. Don't get me wrong I love Seth Rogan and Anna Faris but they should not have made this movie. I thought chubby rent a cops couldn't get anymore of a bad rep after Mall Cop but boy was I wrong.The movie did have its funny moments. About three. I laughed only three times during the whole movie and they weren't even truly genuine laughs that you can't control, they were forced at best.
Rogen plays a bi-polar loser mall cop that thinks a chunky weirdo that's flashing his penis to mall patrons is a blessing in disguise because he can use cracking the case to get him into the police academy. He is obsessed with Anna Faris's character whose name I can't remember. This woman is a hot ass mess and completely beneath him. Her voice sounds like she has a the swine flu through out the entire film and shes a sloppy, stupid drunk. She reminded me of what Britney Spears must have acted like around the time she shaved her head bald. These two main characters helped run this poorly written movie into the ground where it belongs and hopefully never spoken of in my presence again . Hate to be so harsh but I expected better from these guys.
movie grade
D
worth watching?
only if your high